The Tin Sack - I'm glad I'm not an onion

I’m glad I’m not an Onion

 

I’m glad I’m not an Onion

Wearing an onion sack

Like an orange string vest

In a multi-buy pack

With a label saying Paraguay

Or somewhere like that.

 

I’m glad I’m not an onion

Making people cry

Spitting out caustic acid

And getting in your eye.

Cut me, cook me, peel me,

Steam, sautée or fry.